Tuesday, July 22, 2008

State of the country


Oh boy, we as a country are in some serious shit pickle aren't we? In times like these, one can actually say, "Fuck the culture, what about the fucking country?" without some art fag talking about preserving the nation's art museums or programs.

Granted, in these PC times, I'm not talking about THE fags, I'm talking about "art" fags. Ya know...the people who would rather marvel at creations done centuries ago rather than looking at the world that we live in and saying "What the fuck is going on here?"

And indeed so. What about the fucking country? Some economists are saying that on a long enough time line, things will go back to normal. But that's the problem and it always was and always will be.

"Gas prices are bad. We are fucked. We can't drive to work without going into Bobby's piggy bank."

Yeah, me too. I'm strapped for cash as much as the next guy, which is why I rob Bobby's piggy bank all the time. I do it the legal way though, I get him to invest in stocks.

And meanwhile most major companies are reporting quarter losses. Starbucks is closing down 600 'oh-no-fuck-me' stores. Oh no! Shares are down. Dildos are up. Who knew?

It doesn't take a genius to notice that shit is bad in this country. People are riding it out as if it was the final seconds of the movie "8 Seconds" with that Perry guy. And that movie sucked.

I am kind of curious about how most of the things that Americans usually bought are down in sales, but like booze has been the steady workhorse of an industry that just keeps on clicking its heels all the way to the bank.

Do we need to spell this shit out? Tax the shit out of anything that gets people fucked up. I mean Elmer's glue could be making huge profits these days.

And people will buy it, revel in it, go to doctors because of it, work more in order to pay for the doctors, and then go for long hospital vacations where the bills will just keep on keepin' on and BOOM....you got some money to balance the stupid fucking budget.

Yeah I know. It seems very childish.

Much like this country.

We are doomed.