Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Hustler Humor



Here's a couple of old favorites from the pages of Hustler magazine during the 80s. These come from the February 1981 issue. Fun bar jokes if you ask me.

1. Question: What's green and yellow and eats nuts?

Answer: Gonorrhea.

2. The HUSTLER dictionary defines a cotton-picker as: a girl who lost the string to her tampon.

And I own that issue.

2 comments:

D. Rock said...

And do you know why they have string attached to a tampon?

So you can floss after you eat.

Ba-dum-bum-bum.

-blessed holy socks, the non-perishable-zealot said...

God blessa youse -Fr. Sarducci, ol SNL